Tanning

I went tanning yesterday. I haven't tanned in over 11 years. Oh my, too funny. My arms, chest and face are tan, but the rest of me - WHITER than white! So the lady sees that I have a little bit of color already and says that I should be fine for 10 minutes in the Hex. 12 minutes is the max no matter how tan you are. No I contemplated in my brain for a few and told her that I wore a one piece in Florida so my stomach and back or WHITE, WHITE girlfriend, WHITE. Do you understand white, no sun exposure at all!!!????? So I think shoot, 10 minutes should be fine. WELL, as I was grocery shopping and squatting down to get some canned good from the bottom shelf, my bottom felt a little, um BURNT. Yep, when I got home I looked, I am pretty much a lobster. Thanks tanning lady!! I should have listened to my little brain saying maybe do 8 minutes. PRAISE GOD I did have underwear on, so my butt cheeks aren't completely char broiled.